The one where Kayla’ destroys Spencer’s front yard while he is at work.

The sitcom in our home revolves around my husband’s desire (and ability) to keep a neat and orderly home, contrasted with my talent for exploding wherever I land.

We demonstrate the complementary needs theory of attraction VERY well.

Okay, so taking the doors off of the kitchen cabinets to display my Pyrex collection was a little… much.

The Pyrex has retreated to the relative safety of our attic while I turn my attention to the yard. And I. am. obsessed.

I am restraining myself from destroying the front yard while he is at work. Or while he sleeps, if my current night-owl habit keeps up.

Dirty ol’ Pinterest is doing very well at fueling this obsession. I keep reminding myself of the love and attention my garden will need in just a few short weeks. The tomatoes and cucumbers are about to pop, so I’ll be back in about two weeks complaining about how overwhelmed I am with the vegetable garden I already have. Then I’ll have winter to forget how much gardening sucks and plan bigger and better for the next year. Just like childbirth! Right?