Happy VALENTINES Weekend!
So I watched The Real Housewives of Orange County last night.
Like I do every Thursday at 9:00 pm.
My friends find it odd that I enjoy watching women being high-maintenence and shopping and fighting for an hour every week. What can I say, I love me some sci-fi! Their lifestyle is just so far removed from how I live that I find it hil-LAAR-ious.
So here’s a recap, for those of you whose gag reflex is triggered at these women:
Dawn got an eviction notice because her husband handles all of the money and she thought he was paying the rent. Apparently he didn’t pay the $10,000 renter-fee-thingy. To make Dawn feel better, all of the “housewives” flew to San-Fran for a shopping trip. This is where they stayed at a penthouse suite, dined at 5-star restaurants, and where Dawn bought a $1,185.00 jacket. Because she didn’t want to “be a victim.”
Get what I mean?
In other news, it’s VALENTINE’s weekend! Hooray! I luuurve Valentines.
This is the one day a year that I actually benefit from commercialism. Usually, if people go out to celebrate a special occassion they get an appetizer, maybe share some wine, splurge on an expensive entree. But on VALENTINE’s day, everyone is just so in love and having a little special occasion of their own. Everyone comes out it twos, so there are no big parties to deal with, everyone wants to be left alone, so there is no small talk to deal with, and everyone wants to get home for some dessert so I can turn the tables and take care of the next couple.
So, here’s to my hunny:
Who I love every day of the year, and who I look forward to many more years with. Thanks for loving me too, and for accepting meal plans and lasagna dinners as my most sincere signs of affection.
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