Bad Baby Pictures
Love him though I do, my boyfriend, Spencer, is quite annoying to go antiquing with.
He treats antique malls like some kind of museum, carefully inspecting every item. Every item.
Me, I’m more of a browser.
What kind of girl complains about her boyfriend antique shopping, right? To accommodate his habit I have taken to collecting antique baby pictures.
It is great because it takes me a really long time to sort through photos. This keeps me busy until Spencer catches up.
Why baby pictures? Because they are so fun and ironic. Here are these people, all straight-laced and serious, with these HILARIOUS babies who know no better.
See what I mean?
This baby has apparently tasted pickle juice.
This one makes me laugh the hardest. A round and chubby baby with the most surprised look ever.
This baby looks a lot like I did in my baby pictures. Skeptical. Annoyed. Skinny.
And finally, this little guy.
I fear that the digital age has abolished bad baby pictures. Remember picking up printed photos and being excited to see how they turned out? I barely do.
Anyways. I now collect bad baby pictures. Because they make me laugh out loud.